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Crap Eyewear

The Paradise Machine - Crystal Slate Bio

Regular price $80.00 USD
Regular price $80.00 USD Sale price $80.00 USD
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Late-70s punk with a dash of 90s decadence. Say hello to paradise in these thin square shades.

Venice Beach-based Crap Eyewear are friends of LCD who got fed up with the over-priced and overly-serious eyewear market and decided to create accessible and fun frames with all the hallmarks of designer sunglasses at a fraction of the cost. Their sunglasses are made with bioacetate, a biodegradable and plant-based frame material and feature premium, optical-grade materials to ensure maximum durability, comfort, and 100% protection from harmful UV rays. Crap Eyewear packaging is single–use plastic free, and utilizes recycled/recyclable solutions wherever possible.


  • Frame: Handcrafted bioacetate – biodegradable & petroleum free. Prescription ready.
  • Lens: Polarized flat, zero base CR-39 lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection.
  • Hardware: Durable 5 barrel hinges. Custom wire temple cores for added strength and superior fit.